Overheard in the break room (Or, The Cheese Steak)
<Female Co-Worker A> Why are you eating a whole brick of cheese?
<Female Co-Worker B> Oh, it’s fat-free since it’s made with skim milk, so it’s healthy. This is my lunch.
<Female Co-Worker A> Oh, okay. Makes sense.
No, I am not kidding.
Yes, she really was sitting there at the break room table, eating a 2-pound brick of cheese like a steak.
Yes, A really saw nothing flawed with B‘s reasoning.
Fear not, however, this act of morbid idiocy will not go unpunished, as Female Co-Worker B will soon experience the terrible, ghastly brand of constipation which can only be achieved by consuming two pounds of colby-jack cheese in one sitting.
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