Overheard in the break room (Or, The Cheese Steak)
<Female Co-Worker A> Why are you eating a whole brick of cheese?
<Female Co-Worker B> Oh, it’s fat-free since it’s made with skim milk, so it’s healthy. This is my lunch.
<Female Co-Worker A> Oh, okay. Makes sense.
No, I am not kidding.
Yes, she really was sitting there at the break room table, eating a 2-pound brick of cheese like a steak.
Yes, A really saw nothing flawed with B‘s reasoning.
Fear not, however, this act of morbid idiocy will not go unpunished, as Female Co-Worker B will soon experience the terrible, ghastly brand of constipation which can only be achieved by consuming two pounds of colby-jack cheese in one sitting.
Anyone who has known me for even a little while knows that I am not exactly a fan of Microsoft. Windows 95 through Millenium Edition were, well, absolute garbage. 2000 was a step in the right direction, but for the normal home user, it was frightening and dangerous. XP, despite adding a more friendly appearance, was basically Windows 2000 with seatbelts, airbags, and metallic paint, and didn’t really offer any substantial improvements.